OK, I’m not gonna lie. I actually gave this event a different name so we could advertise it here on our website. I coyly decided to call it “Not Right Burlesque Night,” because the actual name of the event is… well… um… er… not for everyone. If you absolutely must know, you can head on over to the event’s Facebook Page, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.
With Fenris’ Matt Morgan as the emcee, you know this night is gonna push a whole Staples-store’s worth of envelopes.
While Jill definitely has no plans to participate in the Not Right Burlesque Night (beyond singing and playing with Hot Breakfast to kick off the night, of course), we cannot speak for Matt.
So… you’ve been warned. This show is not for the faint of heart. But hey don’t judge… we’re just the dumb band.)
WHO: Fenris (aka Matt Morgan) emcees a raunchy, intentionally-offensive burlesque night. Hot Breakfast! is the opening band, just doin’ our normal thang, with possibly a few more F-bombs than usual.
WHEN: NEW DATE!! This show was originally scheduled for June 9th, but they moved it about 7 weeks ago to it’s new and current date of June 16th. Doors open at 9pm, show starts at 9:30ish. (This is Bar XIII time…)
WHAT: I’m still callin’ it “Not Right Burlesque Night,” hosted by Fenris!
WHERE: Bar XIII (1706 Philadelphia Pike, Wilmington, DE 19809)
TICKETS: $8, available at the door.
PARKING: They have limited parking in their lot. After 9pm you can also park in El Tapatio. Leave your dignity in the car. 😉
FOOD: They sometimes have a food truck parked on-site; sometimes not. Take your gamble.
NOT FAMILY-FRIENDLY… OBVIOUSLY.
NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED… OBVIOUSLY.
See you there? Will we be able to look you in the eye afterwards? WE WILL SEE.